Sophie Monk:
Sophie Monk Nude
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Information:
Name: Sophie Monk
Born: 1979-12-14
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Sex and Death 101 (2007), Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (2002), 101 Perversions (2008), Good Morning Australia (2004), The Merrick & Rosso Show (2008)
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Ethan Hawke:
Ethan Hawke Nude
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Information:
Name: Ethan Hawke
Born: 1970-11-06
Height: 1.79
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Filmography:
Tadpole (2002), Corso: The Last Beat (2009), Straight to One (1994), The Daily Show (2004), The View (2007)
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What was so good about he
neurotic doll
the girl was given for Christmas?
It was wound up already.
JaelSalfordnb
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday
in Switzerland. His friend
had never been to Switzerland and asked,
'what did you think of the
scenery ?'
'Oh, I couldn't see
much,' Harry admitted. 'There were all these
mountains in the
way.'
ElleryFridgeirQQ
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see
what she looked like asleep.
OgilvieMeinkeZP
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your
homework?
Pupil: My little sister ate it!
SaleemGladwinMd
Father: What did the
teacher think of your
idea?
Son: She took it like a lamb
Teacher: Really?, what did she
say?
Son: Baa!
PalbanBillieOW
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo
!
Argo who ?
Argo down the shops ! Kn
IakovosCosimopi
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
shark ?
A bird that will talk you ear off !
BondHuntingtonGN
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buckle
!
Buckle who ?
Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
LotharingBanaingOo
Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
professor who kissed the door goodbye and
slammed his wife as he went
by?
ElwynLapidosWt
Down at the
office Bostwick boasted to one
of his buddies,
"My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham
Lincoln.
Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten
years old.
Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
UlricCadwyMB
